While you might use social media to date, have you considered what it might be like to date social media itself?
YouTuber Emma Blackery filmed a sketch where she imagined going on first dates with various personifications of social media sites. As one might expect, Facebook is a little obsessed with who you know, Snapchat has the shortest attention span ever, and Instagram just wants to stare at food.
Google Plus is just very, very, very depressed.